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Mayor Richard Wilkins III
To Do List:
-Meet with City Council.
-Enter eBay auction for three-cornered hats (necessary for annual Show of Devotion to Flargh).
-Increase security measures in Slayer's absence--wouldn't want any wayward demon causing any untoward disturbances.
Possible "explanations" for last night's zombie attack:
-sale on fake blood at Ethan's Costume Shop (Shop abandoned after last Halloween)
-Russian invasion (Red Scare no longer scary)
-Rabid primates attack (No human-looking apes at the Sunnydale Zoo--should work on that.)
-Gang Related/PCP (It's a classic for a reason)
-Caught wind of a potential new player in town--vampire, but not as antiquated as the masses. Told Alan to keep an eye on him--he's a tricky fellow, but might be useful.
-Dealt with R Snyder and diffused a potential situation. Will be keeping the Slayer in public school for the time being. Best to have these hooligans off the streets and in the schools where we can keep two eyes on them.
-Got my new golf set in the mail today!
Think Alan's getting too comfortable in his position. I can't see blood under his fingernails (from appropriately intense scrubbing) any more. Worried he'll start getting ideas/bring unwanted germs into the office. And germs are gross.
Can cross off "get a new vampiric helper to deal with the messier items that Alan can't handle" from my Things To Do Before I Ascend To A Higher Plane/Become A Giant Snake list. Also good to be expanding staff, since the Slayer is apparently plus one (not entirely clear on how that happened...).
To Do List:
-Meet with Dave from Public Works Committee regarding sewer maintenance.
-Take suit to dry cleaners (Tide just doesn't cut it with sewage stains).